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| Saturday, November 29th, 2008 | |
| 9:35 pm | dear internets: give me more porn, okay, this project sucks and needs an infusion of death ♥ gee |
| Saturday, January 26th, 2008 | |
| 5:36 pm | disclaimer: all of this is completely accurate. after the chicago show, everyone in rolling blackouts's crew headed to the hotel. the band had someplace far more special to be, though. "oh goodness!" claire exclaimed, awestruck. "i didn't know you were so manly and powerful and strong!" she was on her knees beside a bed, staring at gerard's cock. gerard was her best male friend. he was a brilliant art student in chicago, and the band was staying at his house. everyone had to either sleep in his bed or on the floor. claire had decided early on that she wanted to sleep in his bed with him. "i know," he said, calm and sophisticated. "it's a gift, and not everybody can pull this off." "i want to suck your cock," she told him, eyes wide and hopeful as she stared up at him. "no, you can't!" said roland, hurrying into the room. "you don't get to have him all to yourself, bitch!" "roland, how could you say something like that!" she was very hurt, and looked as though she were about to cry. "i can't believe you'd be so greedy!" "i'm not the one trying to keep him to herself!" he shot back, glaring at her. gerard sat back on the bed, propping himself up on his elbows, and waited for the fight to finish. meanwhile, mark and cady showed up in the doorway, neither one wearing any clothing. leah and heath showed up next. they'd already had sex with each other, but heath wanted a man and leah wanted a man who didn't want a man, so they both wanted gerard, too. five minutes later, cady was the only one not bruised and bleeding from the fistfight – other than gerard himself, of course. he wasn't involved, being only a participant, but he'd made sure that cady was sitting on the bed next to him when fists started flying. she didn't have her cane, so it wouldn't have been fair if she'd been in the fight too. "ladies, ladies," gerard said, speaking over the hissing and yelling. "there's enough of me to go around! you'll just have to take turns. don't hit claire in the throat, i want to put my cock down it instead." "oh, okay," they said, and agreed that they would go ahead and take turns. the ones who'd already had sex with him had the option of sticking around to watch the others, or they could sleep on one of the other beds, or even both. and they always came back to chicago on all their tours for the rest of time, because gerard's cock was more important than fairness to the other fans. Current Mood: my cock |
| Saturday, November 17th, 2007 | |
| 3:43 am | |
| Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 | |
| 1:48 pm | AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol pwn3d is, i believe, the correct term. |
| Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 | |
| 2:16 pm | this is a gratuitous icon post excuse me i am going to go play with kip now |
| Friday, September 21st, 2007 | |
| 5:32 pm | BECAUSE I AM GOD YOU WILL READ THIS 1. Name, please? gerard 2. Okay, but what does your best friend call you? oh my god you're so brilliant i love you will you marry me? 3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? i have kissed everyone in the world ever. 4. Who is the fourth received call on your call log? i don't know, mickey has his phone. probably doug. 5. If you could change your eye color what would it be? cycling rainbow spirals 6. What is the wallpaper on your phone? me 7. How many pillows on your bed? all of them 8. Who was the last text message you sent to? some hot chick who wanted me 9. Is there someone you can't stop thinking about? myself 10. Whats the last thing you bought? paint 11. Do any of your friends annoy you? will does because he's a drip 12. Who's the fourth person on your contacts list? greg 13. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard? tuesday at will's face 14. What was the last game you played? proposals 15. Do you have a crush on somebody? no 16. Who was the last person that made you laugh? your mother 18. Who do you make fun of the most? everyone 19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone? longer than you 20. Do you think you've gotten better looking since middle school? no, i am still just as beautiful as i ever was 21. Have you seen your best friend cry? yes 22. Where did you last go out to eat? market street eatery 23. Do you dance in the car? train car yes 24. What do you think of hunting and fishing? i don't go that way 25. Do you and your best friends act alike? we're all artists, which means both yes and not at all 26. What is a noise that you cannot stand? grinding car starters 27. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping? no but sometimes mickey does to piss us off 28. Are your parents in love? my dad is 30. Where did you get your last bruise from? an irate boyfriend 31. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over? i'd rather sleep with a friend 32. Who is in your house right now? your mother 33. Have you ever thought you were going to die? no, i'm immortal 34. How do you like your steak? off your naked body 35. Who was your last hug from? your sister 36. Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong? i'm never wrong 37. Who was the last person you held hands with? your brother 38. What shoes did you wear today? dwayne's ugg-ly boots, tromping through mud to fix them 39. What makes you lose your appetite? a lack of sex 40. What color is your laundry basket? van gogh's starry night 41. Does your mom make you wear a winter coat? my mother does not give two shits about winter 42. Does it contain fur? it also contains your mother 43. Do you own any Hollister polos? hell no 44. Do you think those stores are too expensive? i think they're stupid and should be outlawed for a lack of creativity and also yes 45. Where do you shop the most for clothes? thrift and consignment stores 46. Ever shop at a thrift store? in your pants 47. Why do you do surveys? because i'm god and told myself to 48. Can you go on MySpace from school or work? yeah 49. Do your parents have a MySpace account? no 50. Have your parents seen your MySpace page? ahahahhaa no 51. What's your favorite season? autumn 52. What's your favorite number? your face 53. Do you get along with your parents? i guess 54. What are you listening to? your sister moaning around my cock 55. What are your favorite colors? cream and green and mauve |